J Edward Tremlett is a man with either too much time on his hands or not enough.

He's a frequent contributor to Ex Libris Nocturnis, a regular columnist for The American Partisan, the webmaster of the Wraith Project and was the Call of Cthulhu editor for Stygian Darkness (no longer what it was). He's been published in Pyramid Magazine and the International American.

And he's also the one who's writing this.

Um.. oops.

You're going to put yourself in traction if you pat your own back any harder. Besides... I thought you hated people who talked about themselves in the 3rd person?

Well, I'm the webmaster, darn it. What am I supposed to say?

As little as possible would be nice... especially for the sake of our ears.

Oh... shut up!

I will if you do...

(Silence)